It's Only Fair {Vriska x Fem!Reader}

Vriska <3< Reader Insert





Of course it had to be you, there wasn´t a doubt that the universe decided to be cruel without a logical explanation, because sure, the ungrateful bitch just didn´t care if you had basically created it after slaving your ass into defeating a game you and your friends had decided to only play for “lols” and had ended up destroying your planet, countless times watched yourself die –being a time player was just horrible- and watch as every single one of your dear friends died. In the end you guys had ended up beating the game and creating the new universe.

But yes, maybe it wasn´t perfect, you and your teammates knew that when it would be created everything would go back to normal. People wouldn´t even know what happened, those that died where once again alive and slowly and surely you guys drifted apart over time as you knew that no more cool adventures or super awesome powers were to make your life interesting anymore. But you could say that not everything was bad about all of this.

Not only had the universe gone back to the way it was before, but somehow this alien race appeared one day and they just kind of mixed in with humanity. At first you thought there was going to be some sort of conflict over the two races, but there never was, people just accepted them. You’re not going to lie and say you didn’t accept them too, but you wished they hadn’t existed in the first place.

Not if it meant losing your house because it burned down in a fire, because you got kicked out of your job, and surely if you had to live in a shared condo with one of your friends and her moirail, who’s eyes just wouldn’t leave you as you tried to concentrate on finishing the novel you were reading.

Your eye twitched and you without looking at her could already know she was smirking, she knew she had this effect on you and it bothered you so much, because woah, you just wanted to rip her eyes out. Your friend said that you might be developing a black crush on Serket, and you only scoffed and tried to change the subject of conversation, anything really as long as it wasn’t her.

It wasn’t like you wanted to fill her quadrants, you preferred to stay away from her as much as you could, you know, what’s with her living here and unemployed too –you tried convincing your friend to kick her out because she wasn’t doing anything productive and was just on her back all day making a mess out of everything, leaving broken eight balls on the floor and you swore she almost never did her laundry because you found her underwear hanging from the fan of your bedroom last night and your friend only reminded you you were also a freeloader and that she didn’t mind at all the company, even if they did nothing- as well as you, but at least your presence was more tolerable.

You took a deep breath and exhaled, you should probably ignore her. That’s what you always did anyways, and while it didn’t really work for a long time, you still had those ten minutes of silence for yourself until she came back trying to get your attention. At least her gaze shifted, you could tell when you shifted on the couch and crossed your legs lowering your book a little so (e/c) peeked from behind it.

Sure enough she had closed her eyes and was yawning, you quickly glanced at the window and noticed that it was slowly starting to become the day; you couldn’t help the smile that came to your face. Trolls were nocturnal, so that meant she would be going to sleep soon. That was an indeed glorious thing and you just wanted to kiss the sun with everything in you and hopefully now you could finish reading your nov-

You flinched when the screeching filled your ears and dropped the book right on your face, you let out an ouch and abruptly sat up, the book fell down to the floor with a thud and your eyes looked at Vriska who was currently dragging her nails against the window, the smirk on her face only grew when she noticed your expression. She removed her hand from the window and began to examine her nails, she nodded in approval.

“I needed to sharpen them, I hope you don’t mind”

You glared. “Aren’t you supposed to go to bed already?” You weren’t going to put up with her shit today. It was already enough that she woke you up by “accidentally” misplacing her water balloon and magically it appeared in your room, on the freaking ceiling ready to drop whenever you made a single move, a string attached to your arm –you were going to need to change the locks, it scared you to know she had so much time to set stuff in your room- your hair was still slight damp from earlier, though it was more dry than before.

“Are you really that desperate to get some action from me?” Her voice grating, you could already imagine the extended vowel by eight if it were speaking by chat, not to mention those annoying smiley faces from her.

You only rolled your eyes and decided to ignore the now dull pain on your face. You needed to seriously get some time alone, so what better way to do so then head to your room? Vriska had ruined the perfect mood for reading and you could at least get ready for the day, it basically consisted of you trying to find a job.

Cerulean eyes watched you stand up, pick up your book and walk towards your room, “Let’s have a nice conversation when you stop being so lewd and obtuse Vriska.”

A scoff from Vriska’s part as she trailed behind you, making no effort as to diminish her loud footsteps in the apartment, you were sure to get complaints later on from the people living underneath you, that and or your friend might wake up and scold both of you, you prefer to be on her good side on the morning, things can get pretty ugly around here early in the morning.  

“Obtuse? What the hell does that even mean?”

You stopped once you were inside your bedroom, Vriska standing in the hall, you could see her room from here open, and really dark, but by the light coming from your bedroom and hall you could distinguish her bed and all of the trash on the floor. You were sure she never cleaned her room because it was exactly like that when you first moved in, she had to be forming some type of ecosystem in there.

Your eyes looked at her very form, observing the wild jungle of black locks –died at the end with blue- that she called ‘hair’ pull up into a messy ponytail where strands of hair fell out of place, her cerulean eyes taking a rich color from last time you actually managed to observed them this close and precisely, you would be left in awe at the color of them, they were unnatural, such a pretty color, but you guess all trolls had eyes like these because they were always talked about in those beauty show and magazines, but if that would if it were another person.

And this was you.

And you hated her perfectly beautiful eyes. They shone with stupid high self-steem and selfishness.

Your eyes trailed down to her neck, then chest and noticed she was still wearing the same tank top from a week ago, it was dirty and hung loosely from her form, you were hoping she was wearing a bra right now; you would be traumatized if she didn’t.

To stop this, you also noticed she was wearing some shorts she had stolen from you a long time ago and used now as her pajamas. She wasn’t wearing any shoes either and her toenails were way too sharp.

“Look it up in the dictionary Serket, and while you’re at it, try and figure out what word suits you the best. I recommend looking up the words ‘Petulant’ ‘Querulous’ and ‘Rebarbative’ “ You slammed the door right on her face and smiled contently once you heard her open her mouth to protest, she stomped on the floor before retreating back to her room.

Looks like you’ve won this round.






You look for the key to the apartment in your pocket as you tried to not drop the groceries, cursing Vriska with every single swear word you knew, and right now you were particularly proud you could speak up to seven languages.

It was already midday. After you had retreated to your bedroom, not a minute later had your friend stepped out and knocked on your door asking if you were awake, you would’ve remained quiet because you did not want to go outside anymore, not after you had left Serket speechless –that was one point for you and zero for her- and claimed victory over your little ‘discussion’ but nonetheless your friend knocked again and told you to “get your ass out here because I heard the whole thing and I know for sure that you do not fall asleep so quickly.”

She said she was called because one of her coworkers called in sick and she had to cover for the bastard, which meant you were responsible of doing the grocery shopping. Now mind you, this sort of thing would be easily done because there was a food store a block away from the apartment, but sadly even if the three of you were only… well, three people.

You guys spent at least 200 dollars –at the times more- every week buying food, Vriska eats like a pig sometimes and you’d often have to hide your cookies. But there was a slight problem, you had to carry shit tons of bags.

You began to explain your situation to your friend as she walked around the apartment locating any stuff she needed for her work, she only gave you reasonable answers and you knew there was no way to fight her.

In the corner of your eye you could see Vriska peeking her head from her room,  curious and you shot her a glare saying “aren’t you supposed to be sleeping?!”

“Can’t. You two are loud as fuck”

You were snapped back to the current mission in task when you heard keys jiggle, eyes widened you automatically raced to the door and blocked the only exit to your friend’s job.
She only rubbed her temple and sighed.

“__________ I don’t have time for this. Move”

“But! You just can’t leave me with that thing over there!”

“Hey!”

“C’mon! She can’t take a fucking bath, and last time she went grocery shopping with me we almost got in trouble because someone decided it was a good idea to steal toilet paper! Like why the hell do we need twenty rolls of that shit?!”

Another desperate sigh from your friend, she frowned. “You’ll go with Vriska that is all. Now move I don’t have time for your silly little arguments.” She spoke in a commanding tone.

Shit.

You guess there’s no point on fighting anymore, reluctantly you stepped aside, the whole thing weighed down on you. After the door opened and closed, the silence in the apartment was interrupted when Vriska walked out of her room, headed towards the living room and stopped right in front of you, with a smile far too fake to even be called genuine and tilted her head to a side.

“So, are we going out or what?”

You only did the most mature thing a young woman like you could’ve ever done.
You turned around, faced the wall and began to hit it with your head.

Going to the store proved rather easy, you got all of the stuff, paid for it, and expected Vriska to be outside –clean- to help you carry the bags. She wasn’t there.

In fact, you swore she was behind you when you entered the store after telling her to not go inside and do anything stupid. But none of the employees saw her when you entered. So that leads to your current dilemma.

You mouthed a yes in victory when you opened the door and turned the knob, proceeding to kick the door open and try to walk fast towards the kitchen counter to set all the bags down, once you did you remembered your old predicament and went to close the door, once you did you took a deep breath and stomped towards Vriska’s room.

Since you sat foot inside you smelled smoke coming from her room, that bitch though she would get away with it so you’re going to show she won’t.

You didn’t even bother knocking and barged inside, sure enough the spider troll sat on her bed smoking lazily. Her eyes settled on your form and she smirked, your eye twitched and you made your way towards her, avoiding the mess that was her floor. Finally you stood in front of her.

She took another puff and exhaled the smoke right on your face.

“Oh hey. Care for a smoke?”

That was it.

That was the last straw. Without thinking you had gotten into Vriska’s bed, pushed her against the wall painfully –you couldn’t help but be scared by the fact that you actually enjoyed the sound of her skull hitting the wall- and the bitch only smirked, but her eyes were wide in surprise. You fumed.

“I am so sick of your shit Serket! What the hall have I ever done to you?!”

Vriska only shrugged and you felt your face heat up in anger.

“I fucking hate your guts!” And that was all it took.

Vriska threw the cigarette on the floor and crashed her lips against yours. In your state of surprise, you recoiled slightly from her but were kept firm by her hand, she was digging her nails into your skin and you couldn’t help the shudder that escaped your body, or the moan that escaped your lips, something not missed by Vriska and she smirked, darting her blue tongue inside your mouth.

You grimaced a bit when the full out taste of cigarettes filled your mouth but in some sense it was sort of intoxicating, and damn it. You weren’t thinking straight. You weren’t supposed to be kissing her. You weren’t supposed to be enjoying it. You weren’t supposed to be making all of these sounds.

The battle for dominance was quickly won by Vriska and you felt angry over this, deciding that if she wasn’t going to play fair then so weren’t you.

You pulled her hair until her mouth left yours, her cerulean eyes a shade darker and both your respiration were rapid. You two shared an insidious look.

Needless to say, your friend found various objects in the apartment torn, and you lying on top of Vriska

Naked.